Calcified cud

Gold price SGD$35/gram

Price of Hou Ning: SGD$60/0.37 gram/ box
>>> SGD$162/ gram

This calcified cud costs 462% more than gold, weight for weight!

You asked me what it was. I told you it was "Magic Milo" and cursed silently when some of it went over your upper lip like a moustache. Scrapped them off like an obsessive nut, back into your mouth, every single visible speck!