Conversations ......about school

Me: What did you do in school today?
Boy: I flush before I pee.
Me: That's good. What else?
Boy: I flush before I pee!!
Me: Oh!!!!!!!! You FLUSHED before you pee.... Why?
Boy: Because there was 'nrg nrg' inside!
Me: *laughing* Oh my!... so someone didn't flush?
Boy: Yes! Someone didn't flush. I saw him! But I'm not sure what is his name.
Me: Hahhaa... never mind. What else did you do in school today?
Boy: Nothing.

Right, I send my kid to school today to flush away somebody else's poo. Excellent!