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SUNDAY
Mummy, "BY, how old are you?"
....*silence*
Mummy, "BY, how old are you? BY say...I am 2 years old."
I figured that by the time you learn this, you'd be 2 years old anyway.
BY, "twenty months!"
Mummy, " HUH??? WHAT DID YOU SAY???"
BY, "twenty months old!"
A bit shocked. Who taught you that?
Mummy, " BY, you are twenty-two months old now. How old are you now?"
BY, "twenty-two months!"

YESTERDAY
Mummy, "BY, tell Dr. Ang how old are you?"
*silence*
.....after 2 minutes...."twenty-two months"
Dr. Ang, "Wah, so clever!"
YEAH!!! MY SON VERY CLEVER LEH! HAHHAHAA

THIS MORNING
Mummy, "BY, do you want to eat some bread?"
BY, "BUTTER!"
Mummy, "No, no butter"
BY, "KAYA???"
Wha piang!

BEFORE LEAVING THE HOUSE
Mummy, "Bye bye BY!"
BY, lifting both hands up, "Hug!"
Mummy HUG, Mummy KISS.
BY, running to Papa, "Hug!"
Papa HUG, Papa OOMPAH.
.....and before we drove the car out, BY calls out, "駕車小 心!"
Aiyoh! Heart melts.....