Cafe run by robots

I didn't know that this salad place I go to - quite frequently now that I'm a grass-eater - had a staff who is actually a robot! This robot looked so human-like! So advanced was this robot that it could interact with customers exactly like a human being! It can take your order, give you the correct change and even deliver food to your table through its face-recognition software. When you are done, it'd say, "Thank you!", flash a nice smile and clear away your tray. It was so flawlessly human and unique, I could have never guessed it's true nature if it wasn't for what occurred today.

My colleague choked on his food. Face turn red. I rush to get a glass of water for him....

Me: Can I have a glass of water please?

Robot: No. We don't serve water here.

Me: How about just half a glass?

Robot: No. We don't serve water here.

Me: Someone's choking. Can I have a glass of water?

Robot: No. We don't serve water here.

Me: *incredulous by now* Can't I just have some water? Tap water?

Robot: No. We don't serve water here.

Me: *quite loudly now* LOOK! Someone's choking! CAN I HAVE SOME WATER!!!!???!!!!"

Thank God the human owner, possibly alerted to the short circuit signal, came by and gave me a glass of water.

Will I eat there again?

>>> Not when I know that that darn robot would watch me choke to death!