Money

Him: Citibank shares at $1.50... AIG is 42 cents
Me: Arh? So cheap arh! Can buy a not?
Him: I don't know how to buy US shares.
Me: Wait, they need the US garmen to bail them out right?
Him: Yar...
Me: So they shouldn't even be worth that much!
*pause*
Me: Whey, our money in the bank safe a not? Should we put them under our pillows?
Him: Our garmen guarantees all saving deposits.
Me: Oh. Right.
*pause*
Me: But so where do they keep their money? Under their pillow?
Him: ??!??