Timely Poo

Saturday night, we went to Gallery Hotel to eat Ramen. You were slurping them up like a proper pure bred Japanese boy. Yum Yum. The corn in the soup were delicious too! I think you must have had quite a few dozen kernels.....

Sunday night... dinner at Chomp Chomp in Serangoon with YeYe, Ah Pek, Papa, Mummy, Jiejie, Gorgor & Auntie Yenyenka. You had macaroni fish soup - a lot of it. Mummy got over enthusiastic at the BBQ stall, ordering stingray, sotong, mussels, smelly beans & sambal kangkong.

Later that evening, we sent YeYe home. While on the way there in the car, the 'timely poo' arrived.

Beacuse of the 'timely poo', we had to go to your YeYe's house to get your butt cleaned. While cleaning you up, Papa opened a window in the living room. The entire window pane fell out and down 11 floors. Fortunately, no one was hurt. Extremely fortunately I should say.

If the 'timely poo' had not happened when it happened (i.e Timely), the window pane would have stayed put and most likely fallen off another time and who knows? Killed somebody?

It frightened the hell out of your Papa...and also me, especially after I peered downstairs and saw the aluminium wreck. Neighbours in the next block were already leaning out to see what happened.

By the time we went downstairs to clear it up, the police had already arrived.

So, what has it got to do with Saturday's dinner? Well, the 'timely poo' had lots of whole corn kernels in them!