Monday, October 16, 2006

Face-Off with the Old Man

Scene #1: Toys all over the floor.

Bigone - BY! Keep your toys!
Littleone - *ignore*
Bigone - BY! Keep your toys!
Littleone - *throws 2 pieces into the box
Bigone - Some more over there
Littleone - *tries to walk away
Bigone - No, keep your things first!
Littleone - Don't WANT!
Bigone - Do you want to face the wall?
Littleone - OK!
Bigone - You want to face the wall?!!!?
Littleone - YES!
Bigone - *proceeds to make you face the wall
Littleone - NO!
Bigone - Then keep your toys!
Littleone - *trapped
Bigone - *silent
Littleone - *sits on the floor, pretends to play with the toys
Bigone - *silent

10minutes later
Littleone - *lying on the floor, fingering the toys
Bigone - *still watching you

Another 5 minutes later
Littleone - *falls asleep lying on the floor
Bigone - *huge sigh, picks up littleone and puts littleone to bed

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