Pig and Spider

Mummy, where is my pig and spider?
What pig and spider?
I want my Pig and Spider!!
I don't know what you are talking about...
I want my PIg and SPider!!!
What Pig and Spider?
PIG AND SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!
What is it? Is it a book?
PIG AND SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT MY PIG AND SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU HAVE A PIG AND SPIDER? IS IT A BOOK?
PIG AND SPIDER VIDEO!!!!!!!!!
.........*pause* ........ORHHHHHHH! YOU WANT CHARLOTTE'S WEB is it?
YES!... WHO IS CHARLOTTE?
????!!!??? CHARLOTTE is the SPIDER! WILBER IS THE PIG!
WHO IS LOTTE???

*** i give up! ***