Coconut Trees

See that tall coconut tree?
Yup?
Go pluck the coconut.
Sure. Do you have a ladder?
No.
A fruit-picker?
No.
Then how can we reach the coconut?
I pay you to do it.
So what about outsourcing?
No budget.
How about we think about it.
No, I want it now.
But we can't.
You all are useless.
But we don't have the tools.
Excuses.
(a Monkey happened to come along, climb up the tall tree and retrieve one)
Silence.
See? even a Monkey can do it! You all are useless!
All left.
The Monkey was employed.